tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30688254383021217642024-03-13T13:49:13.217-07:00Thoughts running nineteen to the dozen..thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-76730488599859722782012-07-13T10:15:00.004-07:002012-07-13T10:27:03.011-07:00The mother of all allergies<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">I do not know why it never occurred to me to write about it. It’s unfair that I overlooked the undeniable role it has played in shaping my characteristic nature and the way people have sometimes looked at me. On the other hand, when was it ever too late to write about nasal allergy, eh?</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">Nasal allergy, wow, how is anybody ever going to be able to describe the feeling accurately? I’d like to approach it as a phenomena of blockage and leakage, alternating between nasal cavities in an uneven regularity, accompanied by severe itching of the nose, the nasal cavity, that is. An itch so intense in its ‘furry’, ‘pricky’ quality, it will draw tears from your eyes and cause you to produce window-pane shattering sneezes. Then, there is the dilemma of, 'do I blow it out or do I sniff it in'? followed by the annoying 'evasive sneeze'. I shall address all these in good time. If this were to be all, I’d call it a picnic but alas, allergens are unrelenting in their methods and creative in their manifestations;</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">Let’s take a look at blockage first. Every time I have had nasal allergy, that is, every morning of my life, one pattern has been constant. On waking up, one nose is blocked and the other, runny. Now if you are lying face up, turn to the side on which your nose is runny and you’ll see that the sludge from your blocked nostril will make a slow, lethargic shift to the runny side and the runny side will slowly fill up and wouldn’t be runny anymore. Yay? Not quite, cause now, your runny side is blocked and the other side is runny! What adds to the fun is that the blockage isn’t leak proof. If the nose block were a pea nut shoved up your nose, which in fact it does feel like ninety percent of the times, a ‘furry’ peanut at that, there will be liquid running down the side of it, seeping through, trying to peep out of your nostril, tickling and pricking its way out into the daylight. It looks ghastly, no doubt – a minute droplet peeing out of the nostril but it takes on a different level of grossness in mustached people, in whom, the rigid mass of moustache hair often cradles the fluvial mucus till the edge of the moustache from where it drops, dangling like an icicle temptingly over the lips. Mucus is the name of the runny, salty liquid your nose mass manufactures during such times.</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">More often than never the blockage turns steadfastly solid letting not a wisp of air though. You can’t even sniff the shit in and blowing wont help either. All you get out of the laborious blowing is a spray of good old mucus and no gold, what a waste of time. At such times, to go with the suffocating blockage, the runniness in the other nostril turns extra tickly, extra flow-ey, turning the tap full on which further prods the eyes to start watering. Ever compliant to the bidding of the nose, the eyes raise the waters. So, instead of turning from side to side in bed hoping that the goo inside would at last grow tired of passing from one nasal cavity to the other, make peace with yourself and take the day off, you cant do squat at work.</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">Now, the runny-ness. During nasal allergy, there is not one form of creeping or crawling the mucus in your nose wouldn't attempt. It usually doesn't act bothersome when you're standing or walking but when you're lying down, especially on your stomach, it gets to work. At first you ignore the feeling but in a few moments it starts to fade in, you can feel it creeping down slowly towards your nasal opening and if you're not careful you'll soon have a pendulous diamond dangling over your food, laptop or whatever it is you are pouring over. Runny-ness is the single most annoying aspect of nasal allergy. It makes the eyes water and the nose catch smells that don't exist.</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">The 'evasive sneeze' is a condition where a sneeze is manifestly about to begin, you crinkle your face and open your mouth and you're about to thrust, but then all of a sudden the sneeze disappears leaving you looking and feeling like a complete sod. As a child and now as a adult, I have often found myself at my wit's end as to how to deal with a situation where, you've opened your mouth to sneeze and people around you have braced themselves, your nostrils have flared, your neck, strained, your eyes, about to shut, hand holding handkerchief at the ready, head, ready to explode when the whole sensation disappears, your face relaxes and you sit back like nothing happened. </span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">The evasive sneeze is as common a feature to nasal allergy as weeping men are to Spanish television. It is an un-kept promise, an anti-climax, its how you would feel if you were about to achieve culmination and your mother suddenly walked in on you.</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">Nasal allergy and I have had a long standing association. My classmates were so used to the sight of me walking about with a handkerchief hanging from my mouth - oddly, it stopped my nose from running - it stopped being strange. Back in the day I would have an allergic condition three weeks in a month and my eyes were forever watery, nose forever leaking, tongue forever lolling, throat forever hoarse from sneezing loudly and pockets, forever stuffed with dripping handkerchiefs. </span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 24px;">What is the point of this? I frankly have little idea but it feels good. Cetrizine is a brilliant thing.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">One dark, windy afternoon when she walked silently by
the river, barefooted and alone, letting the breeze play little games with her hair, her eyes fell on
a procession of ants. L</span><span style="font-size: 13px;">istlessly s</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;">he began following them and at length found them busily
hovering around what looked like a red blob, she bent over to take a closer look.
It was strawberry jam. Eatables from her house would be gone mysteriously.
Especially the jam. Who kept taking the jam out? It was baffling!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">She hated therapy. They kept telling her there was no one
behind her but she couldn't stop looking over
her shoulders every two minutes. She swore she saw shadows flitting
past from the corners of her eyes, there were shadows trying to get out of her sight
all the time. One day when she was alone at home she had suddenly felt a slight tug at
her dress. Tiny goosebumps broke out all over her skin and she felt feverish. She broke down into
hysterical sobs, crying like a child she collapsed onto the ground and pushed
herself against the cabinets clutching the meat knife to her heart. It was the third time this week. Hours later
she went to his room, to check.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">She did not like silence or silent places. She was afraid she
would hear something.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">He was naughty, always hiding behind the grey, thick curtains.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">She hated doors left ajar. Those dark, empty gaps were
always full of possibilities, possibilities she wasn't sure she
wanted to look at. She had near screamed at Vikki that afternoon when she had
come all the way from <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Denver</st1:place></st1:city>
to see her at the clinic and </span><span style="font-size: 13px;">had left the door slightly open</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> while leaving for the canteen to fetch coffee and
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">She watched the doors at her house through the corners of her
eyes. She sometimes strained her ears against the piercing silence for
sounds, any sound, of creaking doors, turning doorknobs, scraping on the walls,
breathing. A part of her almost wished she heard him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">Why, just the other night she woke up thinking someone had opened the main door
downstairs. With a twisted, musical creak the door opened and then shut again with a thud. And
then, the sound of footsteps. Little feet, non-rythmic, but assertive, flip-flopped on the wooden stairs that lead up to her bedroom and then stopped right outside her room.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">He was always with her, he would never harm her or anything but he
would never leave her either. He would keep her expecting, expecting him to
show up, irrespective of where she was or what she was doing. And somewhere in
her heart she wanted her little boy to come back to her.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">When they fished him out of the river ten years back, she had
cried. She wouldn’t let them take him away. She wanted them to take a bottle of
his favourite strawberry jam with them when they were taking him away, all
bundled up and tied to a stretcher. They didn’t and she was angry with them for
it. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;">She never failed to leave a bottle of jam on the dining table
downstairs before turning in every night.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</div>thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-83343225561863961132012-04-26T22:27:00.001-07:002012-04-26T22:28:10.990-07:00Of sitting astride on the fire chariot, of reaching your arms out wide ahead, of gripping his reigns and letting him roar freely his full, arrogant roar, his wheels devouring the asphalt on his lone elephantine ride, he is the king of the road, the pasha of steel, over-lord of dust and grease, you’re his mahout, a humble cohort, your duty it is to set him free.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-80864113674430070852012-03-06T13:09:00.008-08:002012-03-12T21:59:07.873-07:00Mani once confessed to me during one of our drinking nights that he was afraid of his emotions. Mortally afraid. Although aside from the two of us, the pub was quite empty, he felt the need to lean over and almost whisper it to my ears. The reason he accorded to this strange trait was that he never had a single “pure” emotion. <br />His warm breath tickled my ears and I backed away, slightly uncomfortable. We were so close as friends, the occasional awkwardness was not entirely uncommon, but it wasn’t something I was willing to have at the back of my head, especially on one of these much awaited drinking nights. So I brushed the thought aside and turned to look at him putting on my best expression of confusion. A little stirred, he continued; <br />He said his emotions were always a cocktail. A cocktail he didn’t quite enjoy. He didn’t know whether to trust his gaiety, which, at any instance could just metamorphose to melancholy at the slightest of spurs. He didn’t know if the affection he felt for someone would the very next minute be replaced by irritation at the very sight of the person. It confused him. <br /><em>“Bastardized”, </em>sounded his drawling voice over the music. <em>“Besmirched by the vagaries of life”</em>, he said in a poetic flourish, throwing his hands up in the air for effect.<br />For Mani, anger was always ineluctably accompanied by guilt and love with fear; he would frequently get angry and sad and sad and angry with little sundry emotions scattered, ahead and behind in time. He never understood any of it. <br />Although he was known as one of the thicker guys in our group in college, he was well loved for his rather trollish affability. He was the quintessential gentle giant, at six foot three he was broad as a tree bark and quite intimidating to behold. But once you got to know him you couldn’t help but worry if the big baby would catch a cold while riding his rickety bicycle back home from college, or if he had been offended by something someone might have told him, or for that matter, if he had had his meals at all over the last few days.<br />Tonight our man was in a gin-inspired, philosophical state of mind and the last thing I wanted was to deny my buddy audience. I poured him another one.<br /><br />He said; <em>“I miss the days when being happy meant being happy, that’s it! You know, not happy and worried, that’s a qualified emotion, bloody adulteration…not being worried about Monday you know, love meant just plain, stupid love and lust meant lust, not love, friendship and…what’s the word to describe the emotion of friendship?”</em><br /><br /><em>“I don’t know…umm…attachment?” </em>I said sheepishly.<br /><br /><em>“Dhut! That’s not it, Raj you’re drunk. Its bonhomie!”</em><br /><br /><em>“Nope, I don't think that’s an emotion either, Mani”</em><br /><br /><em>“Really?”,</em> said Mani, scratching his massive head, <em>“well, chalo, we need to get going, need to take the wife for her tennis classes and the son to the boutique…”</em>, <em>“nah, this ones on me", he said, shrugging off my hand extending a credit card, "...for attachment’s sake”</em> <br /><br /><em>“You driving, Raj?”</em><br /><br /><em>“Of course, Mani, I am</em>” said I.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-38273801363623487742012-03-04T13:11:00.002-08:002012-03-06T04:33:41.230-08:00The search party that had accompanied him to the forest had long scampered away. Their fears were confirmed. The forest was after all, unholy. <br /><br />How fast they had run, village strongmen, big-talkers of valor, upholders of the protective powers of Hindu Gods, disbelievers, the police. He was left alone. Sticks, spades, swords, knives and sundry kitchen equipment the men had brought along for protection and a possible assault lay scattered around him. The many torches that lay on the ground shot dying beams of light in many directions creating a circle of light around where he stood. The circle closed in with every passing minute. The silence pierced his ears as he stood still thinking how he would make his way all the way back to the village.<br /><br />Then he heard her sing. And for the first time Bhanu felt the cold of the forest. A tremendous chill gripped Bhanu’s sixty year old heart, displacing the grief that it housed in a single gripping moment with realization and he stiffened like a rock. It was the song he had taught her. It was their song. He now had reason to believe, reason to believe that it was her indeed.<br /><br />His own grand-daughter? His own child? By what spiteful turn of fate had this come to be? What had he done to deserve this? What had the poor child done to deserve this?<br /><br />It had been a year since she had disappeared into the forest. When the police grew tired of old Bhanu knocking at their doors day and night and sitting outside their offices refusing to leave had they decided to, for the sake of silencing the old man for the time being, take a casual stroll into the forest and take a look around. They entered the dark, cold and leafy interiors of the jungle bantering cheerfully and dangling their sticks and rushed out clamoring and excited. They had found her, floating face down in the fishpond. Bhanu’s world collapsed underneath his feet.<br /><br />Much debating ensued as to how the girl had died. Many theories were thrown up, causes, from the imagined to the deduced, from the mildly reasonable to the outright bizarre, from the religious to the scientific, all were passionately argued, discussed at tea-shacks, homes and schools. But no one succeeded in so much as zeroing in one plausible cause. Bhanu amidst all this, sat gaping, lost.<br /><br />Then began the killings. Whoever ventured around the precincts of the forest disappeared and was found a few days later, half eaten, somewhere deep inside the forest. The nature of the killings was particularly grisly which intensified the villager’s fear that the cause – which, for a considerable while was assumed to be a leopard or a tiger – couldn’t possibly have been an animal. And who would explain the cuts and scratches on the bodies, which the forensic babus from the city said had not been caused by claws, but alarmingly, by human nails. <br /><br />This partly was responsible for the kernel of suspicion that had silently made its way into every villager’s heart. But they told Bhanu nothing. They loved the helpless old man.<br /><br />Bhanu collapsed on his knees as the darkness enfolded him in it’s cold veneer and whimpered like a scared child. An odd mix of emotions welled up inside him as the distant voice of a fifteen year old came sailing to him clearly through the night air. The voice was strangely sweet and melodious. The voice was strangely unearthly, it belonged to another world. Bhanu felt tender love for his little Aarti.<br /><br />Suddenly the singing stopped and Bhanu heard the soft crunch of foliage breaking somewhere behind him. He felt a warm breath behind his left ear.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-67583408766504431612012-03-02T10:27:00.002-08:002012-03-02T10:34:44.967-08:00She lived by herself in a small hut at the edge of the forest. The hut - surrounded by fences encircled a small area which she referred to as her garden as well her ‘farm’ – was constructed about five years back with the help of one of her brothers who had come down from an adjacent village where he lived with his family, to put together the house for her. He never charged her anything for it; at least that’s what he maintained. But she was after all his own little sister, she had ‘forced upon him’, as a token of her gratitude, some of her ‘special’ crops which she grew in the farthest corner of her farm, far removed from the other vegetable and flower plants. These special herbs grew quietly and rather unobtrusively at a lonely, ignored corner of the garden and were left in neglect on purpose. She knew he loved to roll them up in a paper and smoke them. It made him act funnily.<br /><br />At a certain distance from where her hut was, on the banks of the fresh-water stream there lived a settlement. These people had come down the great road in the forest a few years before in caravans and in long lines carrying their belongings and children. Later, she had learnt from some of them, that they had once been citizens of a country far away and were banished from their motherland for having belonged to a lower caste.<br /><br /><em>What a strange reason for getting rid of so many people from their lands and uprooting them from their livelihoods</em>, she had thought, but, there were a great many wrongs being done in the world that she had heard of from messengers, random passersby and travelers, and she dismissed this as merely one of them and got on with her life. <br /><br />These people, a melee of about two hundred odd, men, women, children and old folk were the peaceful sort. They had established small trades and occupations at the banks of the stream and set up small vegetable and fish farms for a livelihood. Some of them became carpenters and some, lumberjacks, who would spend a great deal of time in the forests and return with logs of wood around afternoon. The wives, astonishingly, were the quiet types, fights were seldom and crimes rare. Brought together by an odd and tragic twist of fate, these folks lived in rather friendly terms with each other and often regarded each other in familial and friendly terms, as co-sufferers usually do.<br /><br />Some of these people would at times come over and pay her a visit. A lot of them liked her cooking and didn’t mind bartering their services in exchange of her delicious beef stew. She, in turn, looked forward to the company. The little visits by these gentle people not only took care of a lot of her chores and repair work around the house but also earned her some money. But most of all, she looked forward to their company, to the hours of friendly banter, the loud singing and the banging of mugs of ale on her wooden table.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-32890149089374498082012-03-02T10:25:00.001-08:002012-03-02T10:25:44.613-08:00Scared of what wrath her thought might bring upon her, she became desperate to rid her mind of it. And in her desperation she thought of it more. Her mind imagined it for her. Without warning, it recreated her little thought into an imagery of vivid shapes and sounds. And what she saw sent frigid currents running down her back. Almost immediately little goosebumps burst out all over her fair arms making her skin feel taut. She felt scared yet oddly her nipples hardened and she felt slightly dizzy. Yanking out her hand from her panties she jumping off her bed frantically. She began pacing up and down her room trying hard, her hardest, to think of other things. Like when Anoushka was born, how the baby had bawled and how her mother, cradling the little Anoushka in her arms rocked her silently to sleep. She tried to think of her father driving in the new sedan through the gates of their house. She tried to think of happy things, of good things, yet the mind tenaciously held on to her thought like a child would a candy. No matter how hard she laboured, Vijaya couldn’t extricate the vision of herself urinating on the idol kept in the prayer room off her mind and it’s blasphemous eye.<br /><br />She bunched both her wrists and struck the sides of her thighs violently. Jumping up and down she stomped the floor for a good few seconds, yet the thought wouldn’t go. Rushing to her table she flopped down and shut her eyes. She tried to imagine the idol sitting before her, decorated beautifully in flowers, redolent in the fragrance of incense and surrounded by devotees, many devotees, loving devotees, their heads hung and hands folded in concentrated prayer. Her lips began moving frantically, as she sought forgiveness from the deity for her ghastly vision. Hands folded she pleaded with her deity earnestly, apologising to him with a face screwed up with intensity. She waved her head slowly from one side to another to effectuate the intensity of her prayer, a range of supplicating expressions running across her beautiful face. Anybody else in the room would think that Vijaya, sitting at her table was begging, passionately to this invisible entity for mercy or for forgiveness for something ostensibly quite horrendous that she had committed. This would, of course, occur as an afterthought to the notion that poor Vijaya, must have gone quite mad.<br /><br />Nevertheless, this imaginative trip did help a little. She saw the God nod his head and smile. He then raised his hand in a gesture of blessing and spoke in a stentorian yet gentle voice than seemed to boom from everywhere. He said; <br /><br />“Fear not, little one. I am not angry at you. Although I do not understand the cause for such an imagination, you are forgiven. You have incurred no divine retribution young one. After all, it was I who invented teenage and puberty, I, who composed hormones, I….”<br /><br />Vijaya brought her wrists down on the table hard and gritted her teeth. Damned mind.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-70614906712460572822012-03-02T10:23:00.001-08:002012-03-02T10:33:08.476-08:00Fazal must have been louder than he realized, as, the minute he had uttered the words the crowd fell silent. Whatever he had said rang out loud and clear over the din of the crowd and echoed across the grounds. Everyone had heard him. A gentle breeze blew across the arid desert and carried plumes of sand swirling and rushing like waves over the dunes. One by one, the warriors turned to face him. In the deathly silence the gravity of his remark began to bear upon him in a way that scared him into feeling that he might just have made the biggest mistake of his life. Fazal grew nervous, enough to run away as fast as his legs could carry him, he was least prepared for such a reaction. He would get far though, and he knew it. It wasn’t just these people’s unusual coldness towards him, he wasn’t even sure if they realized that he understood their cause or for that matter their lives, their stories. He drew in a lungful of the hot desert air, adjusted his helmet and fought against himself to stand absolutely still. <br /><br />The faces surrounding him bore no inviting expressions. Slashed faces, gouged eyes, bared teeth and open wounds stared at him from a distance of a mere few feet. There were eyes that penetrated him causing his stomach to twist with fright, scowls and clenched jaws, which looked piercingly into his soul engraving bloody depictions of death on the empty walls of his teenage mind. These people were seasoned fighters, children of the sand, they had grown up seeing their houses blown to pieces, their mothers, sisters and wives raped, their newborns trampled upon and their brothers and friends cut to pieces by the Wahadis. Their scars told sordid tales of decades of rape, mutilation, economic exploitation and a systematic and rapid genocide that had stolen from them not only their childhood, but also their forefathers, their history, their heritage, friends and family. These souls did not know love, nor did they tolerate happiness, even compassion. Happiness, they believed distracted their minds from their cause, which was and always shall be the utter annihilation of the last of the Wahadis. If there was any education these rebels had given their children it was to hate the Black Army. The rebel children were schooled to repeatedly chant oaths of the Black Army’s destruction every minute of their growing days, children, the minute they learnt to stand steadily on their two legs were taught to nestle automatic rifles to familiarize their tender arms with the cold metal of the firearm. <br /><br />These people, Fazal realized, weren’t ones to tolerate so much as a word that had nothing to do with either beheading a Wahadi or a plan to steal into one of their camps and blow something up. But now that he had already suspended himself on the tightrope of their attention there was no other way, if not ahead.<br />Gulping gently, Fazal spoke; <br /><br /><em>“I have been inside the secret garden of Firdaus, I know the way in”</em><br /><br />Silence.<br /><br /><em>“I…I can get at least three of you inside from a secret rear entrance at the foot of the mountains of Rooh, I know where they lie.”</em><br /><br />Not a word.<br /><br /><em>“If we creep into their security bunkers as stealthily as we can and take out their peripheral guards, we...we can, maybe, make a quick trip to Firdaus and back before they call for reinforcements…they aren’t even that well armed, swords, machetes, the most we can expect is maybe a Kalashnikov or two, but that’s going to be it…I am sure!”</em>thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-66905644631018818612012-02-26T11:09:00.010-08:002012-02-26T20:36:59.928-08:00My OarsThey may be fragile and minimal, they may be small and frayed, they may not be existent after all, but they are all I have, my broken oars. Dont burn them. A long journey it is to His golden shores, I need to row all the way there, a long way it is to my Maker's feet, oh please dont burn them oars. <br /><br />Wrath awaits all those who have tried to incinerate my oars. Wrath will engulf all of you who have gnawed away at my soul, may wrath decimate your jest of an existence, a dried leaf in a wildfire, may all you who have burned my oars incur Devastating ire. Failures you are, humble grovelers at best, what right have you to rebuke? You nod your heads at the bidding of others, you sycophants, your dazzle is but a fluke.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-72525155599899195772012-02-22T05:10:00.006-08:002012-02-24T02:59:32.495-08:00BoredomThere is not a punishment of greater agony than a man of passion catching a bad case of boredom. <br /><br />Boredom is a malady, more pernicious than jealousy, more damaging than pride and definitely more addictive than any drug known. Boredom is that poison that goes first for the mind. And then, from the mind, it descends down upon the body. It creeps insidiously in its slow, serpentine flow and settles in your joints. It sits heavily on your neck, then on your eyelids and before you know it, it has you in it's lethargic spell, in it's torpid daze.<br /><br />But it is boredom's addictive nature that is most harmful. Like a narcotic, after a point, you start wanting it, knowing fully well that it's fumes are systematically turning you into a vegetable, or a piece of furniture. A chair, for instance. A chair that stands all day in its place in a room. All the change in the world outside - from the discovery of electricity to the iPad- could not move the chair from its place. It just sat there all day long, long dead.<br /><br />Things get all the more difficult to bear when it happens to a man of passion, of desires, someone of ambition. A man who, for some reason, explained or unexplained, has relinquished his grip on the reigns. A frustrated man. <br />But, here's the truth. His agony, often, owes not to his frustration alone, but to the inroads boredom has made into this frustration. Its the hand that twists the knife.<br /><br />So despair not if you are frustrated and rest assured that it shall come back. But never, ever let boredom slip into your frustration, as it is then that the wheels of your death shall start turning.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-9375054837869757732012-02-17T20:32:00.000-08:002012-02-18T02:09:28.025-08:00GobbledygookIt always wins, with me, it somehow always wins.<br /><br />Peeving, annoying little bastard, that guilt. The Bugger managed to slap me out of my somnolence, grab me by the scruff of my neck and drag me to the table. Astonishingly strong, it arm-locked my neck and pushed me down hard. A dirty breath close to my ears began whispering. It ordered me work those fingers, quick, punch in the characters and get in...<br /><br />I stood at the door and cupped my hands around my eyes and peeped into the desolate, dusty insides of my chronicle. After looking around a bit, I decided I wanted to stay a while. And if the fancy seized me, write a little. Add a little more Gobbledygook. <br /><br />So Gobbledygook it shall be. Gobbledygook, as it has always been, you may think. Mindless, incoherent ramblings of a mad, directionless man. A tangled head full of dualities. A mind lacking equanimity, wreaked by a stimulant induced torpidity. Stimulant, material and incorporeal. <br /><br />But answer me this first, has anything that I've ever scooped out of my heart ever made any sense to you? Have you ever been able to understand your heart, fully? Can one ever articulate, with the precision of a surgeon how one feels? Have you been able to, to the last detail, describe the exact extent of your hurt or your longing? Have you? I think not. You may memorise dictionaries, climb the Himalayas in a quest to awaken the inner eye, you may self introspect all you want, but you can never ever, to the fullest, truest extent, describe some things. Know why? <br /><br />Because, they are not meant to be understood, leave alone describe.<br /><br />They aren't meant to be articulated. They are yours alone to feel, to suffer, to enjoy. <br /><br />Hence the Gobbledygook. A squishy-squashy, splodgy, mush of clumsily gathered words that can only hope to convey a feeling. <br /><br />Want a second helping? There's lots to go around, there always is.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-36295601261960753192011-11-09T04:51:00.000-08:002011-11-09T04:52:56.206-08:00The vendor of flowersThe vendor of flowers lay on the wayside pavement<br />his flowers strewn about him<br />they adorned his lowly bed and each night transported him<br />to a land where metal lacked worth<br />at the altar of Marigolds and Roses<br />where sleep was slept under an aromatic jasmine moon<br />and days spent in meadows of Lavender<br />to a land where counting petals was occupation<br />and impregnating the earth, worship<br />Where buzzing messengers from above<br />came seeking the sweet Manna of His<br /> <br /><br />The vendor of flowers sleeps alone tonight<br />his flowers strewn about him<br />as the wayside pavement, his beloved’s bosom, lovingly cradles him<br />The stars tonight shall take him away from this wicked Nadir of Noise<br />Far away to his cradle land to her honey- sweetened voice<br />Away from this abyss where pieces of metal bought dreams<br />away to her address in the clouds where tender love held supreme<br /> <br /><br />Tonight in the Nadir of Noise as the living dead bustled in haste<br />The vendor of flowers slept in silence, redolent and chastethusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-13418475386032299432011-06-15T22:10:00.001-07:002011-11-14T00:10:17.830-08:00The Lulling Last TuneThe Pianist’s fingers waltzed daintily on the black and white keys of his Steinway and out came tumbling the lilting, honey drunken notes. Clear as crystalline dew drops, warm as dreams of loved ones, grey as monsoon clouds, now fast and confident, now shy and reticent, now slow, now breathless, now angry and gurgling, they told his story to the looming dark clouds, they sang his lore to the crying winds outside. From the stream of whiskey that snaked from the bottle that lay on the carpet, to the revolver that lay by his side, his material and immaterial audiences sighed and listened intently to his lulling last tune, their tune, swaying violently to the turbulent winds that rocked his little dwelling by the brook.<br /><br />He played for her tonight, he played to her shadows, he let his fingers translate the dictate of his heart as the notes searched for her in the empty, desolate corners of his existence, searched for her beautiful voice in the dark, dusty air of his dwelling. They wanted to reach out to her, to tell her of his dark madness, to remind her, that one last touch of remembrance, of a loving kiss kissed, of a once earnest promise promised, of love that had once been and of a fragile mind that has lost to the heart in the race.<br /><br />Elsewhere, she knotted her rich finery, bejeweled with her present and future with someone else’s. Yet, as she rose, a listless swan, to walk after him, around the fiery, holy, flame, an inadvertent song sprang in her heart and sweetly, she sang with him his lulling last tune. <br />His one hand rose from the keys and groped for his gun. Still playing with the other hand, he picked it up and rested his forefinger on the cold metallic crescent inside the ring.<br /><br />As a thumb bloodied itself with vermillion, her song reached it’s coda, she knew she loved him, and for this folly she’d die anew everyday. Oh what a colossal folly. The time was now to act, to undo what was being done…<br />Two clear shots rang out amidst the windy carousel that night and her breasts exploded in a burst of red. Amidst all the hell breaking loose around her she fell in a flurry of flowers and jewels, her knot broke with a snap. The retreating, panicking well-wishers split to reveal the Pianist in the crowd. The silvery, wispy smoke from his gun coiled and hung low in the night air as he strode up to where she lay.<br />Her forehead bore no sign of red, the thick garlands, she had broken and the sacred, nuptial necklace followed a snaking, winding course of gold and black beads over the flowing red river. <br /><br />“She was on her way back to you, you fool, on her way back to YOU…” cried someone.<br /><br />For a split moment a crimson, ruby spangled crown formed on the fluvial stream of blood and disappeared immediately as a salty drop dissolved in it.<br /><br />The air was split by another deafening report.<br /><br />Beams of light from an early morning sun ushered in numerous tiny, illuminated particles of dust that seemed to come dancing all the way from the skies above like little blessings. In his bright, little chamber the Pianist cradled her in his arms lovingly and gazed into her auburn eyes as little songbirds chirped heartily at his windowsill. The little dwelling overlooked a luscious, green meadow by a busy, bubbling brook whose cool waters cascaded onto little terraces of moss covered rocks and formed playful concentric currents in the soft shadow of ferns growing on the edges of the water. <br />A pair of hands descended gently upon the old Steinway’s keys and drummed out a familiar allegro. At length, they were joined by another pair, dainty and small. Her demure fingers almost instinctively trailed his tune and played a subtler melodic progression to it and suddenly, they felt, they had known this intro. This faintly sweet melody, now fast and confident, now shy and reticent, now slow, now breathless, now angry and gurgling, a lulling last tune… their lulling last tune?<br /><br />In some past life, perhaps, in another earthly existence. <br /><br />And so sat the Pianist and his love painting the air with a lovely sonata, now fast and confident, now shy and reticent, now slow, now breathless, now angry and gurgling, a lulling last tune, their lulling last tune!thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-61943767370599845362011-04-14T12:58:00.000-07:002012-06-18T22:15:28.119-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
What a fucking travesty albums can be, you stick memory onto them...<br />
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My mind's an album too but with a difference. One day it captured eyes, her eyes...the one memory I could do without but no, it wouldn't go away, just wouldn't go away, especially when I am in the higher rungs of my consciousness, her eyes would stick there. Even if someday I went insane, they'd fucking stick there, fucking annoying. <br />
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The hearts a picture book of images one doesn't need, burn it</div>thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-85559195817699699992011-04-14T12:53:00.000-07:002011-04-15T10:14:10.254-07:00Its only alcohol baby, wouldnt kill me<br />although I wish it did<br />....sometimes, not always though<br />they say it benumbs you to your pains...<br /><br /><br />bullshit<br /><br /><br />you cant feel your limbs, your face or your eyes...<br />cause it leaves you alone...<br />isolated with a buzz in your ears and an ache in your heart<br />it leaves you alone<br />you and your heart, alone<br />you and your mind, alone<br /><br />Alcohol is your estranged love, another bottle please.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-47146465658824658472011-02-28T02:45:00.000-08:002011-02-28T03:38:42.092-08:00As he soared skywards, strains of his mother’s voice surrounded him, her sonorous voice echoed in every unit of his physical being and he for the first time felt safe, safe in the cradle of her voice. <br /><br />His heart, which had drummed ceaselessly inside him ever since the attack was announced, was allayed now. <br /><br />His mother was there, with him, right by his side, as he, gripping the throttle, pushed it forward. <br /><br />As his battle chariot took to the skies, he briefly shut his eyes.<br /><br />“Ma, shed not your tears? Rejoice, as I shall soon return to you, as the bright rays of the sun that shine on your beautiful face every dawn when you rise, as the young flower that you tend to in the garden, in the sweet waft of your puja incense, I shall visit you as heaven’s drops that sweeten the wet earth, you shall find me in the cool morning air, ma, you shall find me in your arms every time you think of me, crying, bundled in white, you shall find me sitting by your bedside every night as you shut your eyes, you shall, find me in the eyes of my brothers who fly today with me.”<br /><br />As he fell, fell from an alien sky far away, his mother arose and smelled the morning air as golden rays from the sun washed her beautiful face.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-73562592332674541602011-01-31T00:51:00.001-08:002011-01-31T00:52:39.332-08:00I felt what an explosion, what a bomb blowing up on my face would feel like. It’s fucking painful!<br /><br />Now there’s peace, there’s music playing at the back of my head and my feet are rising up in the air, whatever I am thinking, is all in singsong, first the thought then the same, very same words in singsong…fucking singsong.<br /><br />And then you appear, a drop of the Sun, a radiant drop of the Sun (fucking singsong!) and a faint but haunting pain burns my stomach and chokes my throat (fucking singsong!) and I wish God hadn’t given me the heart (fucking singsong!) and you, those eyes.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-47418126822003344282010-10-05T03:47:00.000-07:002010-10-05T03:53:14.849-07:00Open your doors, oh home of mineA wandering bird always returns to its nest. <br /><br />As the long, hard day meanders towards a conclusion the bird seeks refuge. No matter where he flutters off to when there is light in the sky, no matter how far he wanders, no matter how long it takes him to find food, he always manages to return where he belongs, home, warmly ensconced in his comforting nest. Snug and safe.<br /><br />My decision to shake off all apprehensions and lethargy and return to the refuge of writing again, makes me such a bird. I am trying to find my way back home again. Neither the aestivating forces of a broken heart nor the painful ravages at the wake of a prolonged phase of ill fortune could restrain me for very long.<br /><br />He who said that first love always remains the first; no matter how many times your heart opens its doors for others, couldn’t have been more correct. I am coming back.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-84796535964319834432010-09-09T22:49:00.001-07:002010-09-09T22:49:28.337-07:00II am my best friend, my biggest might I am<br />I am my lone savior, my trusted confidant<br />I am my own hero, my handsome champion<br />A stranger lives in my mirror all day, my biggest fear I amthusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-35683908605330609972010-06-02T00:23:00.000-07:002010-06-02T09:40:01.144-07:00My hiccups with hook upsA few days ago a friend commented on one of my blog-posts, saying that it seemed to him as though I had hit a purple patch with writing! A dazzling compliment, although I sincerely doubt my worthiness of it, what with the annoyingly juvenile approach towards most of my subjects, the whiny-ness and the rather knotty manner of my writing, I thank him for his kindness. It’s true, last week saw a sudden spate of short posts covering a range of issues that was becoming too irksome for endurance and I needed to get the load off my chest. You can find the posts below. <br /><br />My point is, I go through these fleeting phases of eventfulness before its time again to plunge into the horizontalness of everyday existence and I feel a dire need, an almost incontrollable push to record these events, scribble these happenings down and share them with everybody. That’s what spurs me to shoot off post after post. It’s a need. It’s addictive, and I don’t have problems writing them down in between work. It’s an old habit.<br /><br />This one though, concerns a slightly different issue but an equally nudging one;<br /><br />Like some of my more recent posts, this concerns an admission and yes there is no shame in this one either. It’s just another crumb of truth and I suffer little indignity in declaring that I have been single forever, yes, that I have been for merely one date, maybe two thus far. I only remember one of them as being a textbook ‘date’ as the other was conveniently christened a ‘meet-up’ (not by me). At 25 I have never had a girlfriend and neither have I been in any sort of relationship. So there! <br /><br />My equation with singlehood can be best expressed as a love-hate one. I love it and hate it and sometimes both at the same time! Akin to most things that constitute my life, both are twisted with each other, mixed so inextricably that I sometimes find it difficult to evaluate if I am better off singled or mingled. My mother attributes it to my dressing sense, left to her she'd make sure I go to bed every night in a Tuxedo and wear a Sherwani at home on holidays. My little sister thinks I am too aloof and often proodish and dad thankfully never comments on such things.<br /><br /><br />Over these years many of my well meaning friends, and I say so without the slightest uncertainty or suspicion of their benevolence and well meaning-ness, have taken the trouble and attempted to hook me up with someone or the other they knew. Now to be very honest here I have never exactly seen the Devil in this. Never, really! <br />I mean, if you are someone, apparently, so thoroughly incapable of finding a woman for himself that his friends finally decide to take charge of things, it’s supposed to be a nice thing, right? Why then does this spoon-feeding tweak, twirl, poke and prod my conscience? <br /><br />Something about it doesn’t feel right, something I can’t put a finger on…but I’ll try nonetheless.<br /><br />Although, I have the audacity in claiming that my charms, if any, are perfectly functional and no matter how feeble and ineffective they may have proven on women over these years, even so much as an answered SMS or a returned smile is a tiny personal triumph. Call it what you may, I am content with it. Even though, clearly inadequate, it is what I can do with what I have been given and I hope to get better eventually. <br />Introducing two people with the deliberate intention of getting them to date each other is beyond embarrassing and I refuse to endorse the ‘last resort’ theory.<br />So, with no offence at all to anybody, I am not in favor of being hooked to someone with the purpose of getting hitched. <br /><br />Even though I don’t know what it is, I have my own game going.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-87001906138454113452010-05-25T23:09:00.001-07:002010-05-29T22:28:21.746-07:00The Khudiram Boses of the streets of Kolkata …It’s queer. If it’s the same everywhere else, I do not know or whether it is, as I think, just another idiosyncrasy of Kolkatans, I don’t know either. But leaving aside the fact that it’s dangerous, it’s also extremely annoying and more often than never I get an overpowering urge to ask my driver to pull over, get out of the car and give the bloke a smack on his head. It’s a different thing that I do not actually do it.<br /><br />It’s an established fact, more like an aphorism that the people’s traffic sense in Kolkata is less than nil, but I am talking about the way roads are crossed here. It’s appalling. <br /><br />Contrary to the general idea, displays of near suicidal attempts to cross roads can be witnessed when the streets have rather sparse traffic. Our subject waits for the nearest speeding car to get dangerously close and then dashes across suddenly, leaping, bounding and lolloping across the road, barely missing the mudguard of the passing car by mere inches he managing to keep his balance precariously, his toes just about touch the banks of the pavement on the other side and he salvages himself as the car whizzes past him missing him by centimeters. Clothes fluttering in the strong draft of the vehicle just passed, he leaves the driver shocked and often disoriented. He prefers to risk his life and that of the car driver’s rather than wait for it to pass and then comfortably walk across. No, where’s the fun, where’s the rush in that, where’s the challenge? <br /><br />Would it be fanciful to assume for a moment that such impulsive actions have something to do with ambitions of martyrdom engendering from deep rooted frustrations, that these spurt from, a burning realization of failure seething in some hidden corner of the blood pumping appendage of this city’s inhabitant’s? Do such brash and irresponsible heroic acts help allaying, by some unknown palliative, the agony inside? A badly mistaken and decontextualized idea of martyrdom we have then. If you have a yen for Adrenalin-pumping action, the streets are not your playground.<br /><br />On the other hand, there are drunks, the handicapped and unfortunate imbeciles who are incapacitated inherently from employing good judgement. Sadly, not much can be done about them.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-19538041336460530922010-05-25T08:30:00.000-07:002010-07-03T19:43:00.047-07:00The Scorpioid curse…About three months back something happened. Something terrible. Although we were expecting it, people spoke of it in hushed tones, but the day it came, it wreaked an overwhelming assault on everybody and left in me a deep, throbbing gash in its wake. All of us who knew him struggled to come to terms with what had happened. I for one, did not want to accept it although I stood outside his room in the hospital looking at his face, still and cold while the paper work was being finished. Fate leaves no survivors.<br /><br />A boy of eighteen, the son of an acquaintance, someone we had seen growing up over the years into a rather nice, amiable young boy, Guddu had started falling ill very frequently. He was shown to a doctor who naively dismissed his ailment as mere bouts of influenza and one day when things went out of hand, prescribed him a day or two in the nursing home and a barriage of tests for the poor boy to be put through.<br /><br />It was a rainy evening when Gautam Kaku called. Interestingly enough, I was again the one to answer the call. Its strange that, in the past, everytime my family has received bad news over the phone, I was the one who received it first and had to suffer the ordeal of breaking it to everybody else. Once again I had to walk up to dad and mom and tell them that someone else was either gravely ill or dead. <br />Guddu had been detected with throat cancer. My head reeled.<br /><br />The following years saw a desperate battle during which the boy had to be flown between Bombay, Delhi, Ahmedabad and back to Kolkata sometimes for as little as a single injection. It left his gradually weakening body ravaged and endless sessions of Chaemotherapy turned him into another person altogether, someone whom we didnt know, someone who looked totally different from the healthy, plump boy we had known. He started losing hair rapidly and became a bag of bones in some six short months. In between he showed signs of improvement which gave birth to a renewed zeal in his father who had a bone marrow transplantation or some such thing done on him. Then followed pujas and visits to numerous places for divine propitiation. But about three months before it all ended, Guddu started sliding back to the same darkness that his family fought so hard to keep at bay.<br /><br />The day he passed away he expressed a desire to taste some ice cream. As his mother, frail from the years of mental agony, put the last spoon full of ice cream in his mouth, he held both his parents hands close to him and shut his eyes. Our Guddu was on his way to the other side. I still see the boy's face sometimes when I shut my eyes. As a kid he once told me how much he loved Bruce Lee and wanted to take up Karate classes but his mother wouldnt let him, she was scared he'd get hurt.<br /><br />The curse took both my grandparents, a few friends and quite a few relatives and surprisingly most of them never smoked or drank in their lives. <br />What inspired me to write this was, last evening I came to know that an old neighbour of ours was dying of the disease and was in her final stages, the only available cure to which is prayer.<br /><br />About a century back people used to die of diseases like Tuberculosis and Cholera. Over the years the former became a treatable malady while the latter, eradicated in many countries. <br />The thought that peeves me is that, about fifty years from now if and when the cure to this scorpioid curse is finally found, a lot of people will wish it had surfaced a few years earlier.<br /><br />I still remember my grandma lamenting the loss of her best friend who had died of TB many years back. How she wished they had come up with the cure a little earlier.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-46833541842340200872010-05-23T23:51:00.000-07:002012-06-21T21:33:43.033-07:00Of stagging it to the movies<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yesterday marked an important day in my life. I made a resolution of sorts. More like a self-assertive decision which goes somewhat to the effect of; “I shall not whine about not having anybody to take to the movies and I shall go watch a movie if and when I feel like doing so, alone and unencumbered, if that’s what circumstances require”. <br />
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After weeks of deferring my plans of watching certain movies that I have waited eagerly for awhile, hoping I’d finally find someone to take along, I decided to stop being a loser and head off to watch Iron-Man 2 all by myself. I felt proud. I was completely overcome with joy at this little personal triumph and wallowed in a self-congratulatory feeling of victory at such an ill-fortune-vanquishing stand. Kudos!<br />
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I stood gaunt and proud as the escalator escalated me to the second floor of South City mall which houses the pompous and ridiculously expensive Fame theatre. As I walked past the bench-fulls of canoodling couples I shot them an arrogant side glance. I didn’t need an arm candy to enjoy a good movie. Besides, it was economical too, had I been taking someone along I’d inevitably end up paying for her ticket, miserably losing the fierce internal battle between my perceptions of a gentlemanly gesture and just being practical and going Dutch by asking her for her share of the ticket money. This one battle, I have ALWAYS lost.<br />
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Nevertheless, I marched right up to the ticket counter and as I looked up at the screen above that flashed the show timings and rates my heart sank. There was only a single show for Iron Man 2, that too as late as half past ten at night. <br />
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Drat! <br />
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Even if I went for it, it would invoke my parent’s right to subject me to excruciatingly prolonged badgering the whole of the following morning about my complete disregard for ‘rules’ and insensitiveness. At this juncture, in my life I am prepared to endure pretty much anything, anything but lecturing. I have had enough of that and more.<br />
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Clenching my fists I turned around and headed back to the parking area. If being single isn’t that big a pain in the ass, unreasonable movie timings definitely is!</div>thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-75185273968724799032010-05-23T22:46:00.000-07:002010-05-23T22:55:52.754-07:00My initiation to the agency life...So here I am, at Rediffusion Young & Rubicam, Kolkata as a trainee Copywriter cum ad ideator. I sincerely wonder why the name ‘copywriter’ still exists when the integral process that defines our work has come to involve ideating, mainly. Coming up with as many creative solutions to a brief as possible, wording those ideas as briefly and comprehensively as possible then zeroing in on the most feasible ones till you reach that winner of an idea that is presented first before your Creative Director and pending his approval, the client, is what we do. <br /><br />We should all be re-christened ‘ad ideators’ with copywriting or art direction being our chosen modes of work, since the main job of every creative essentially is to come up with ‘ideas’, right?<br /><br />Going through the work of the likes of Indra Sinha, Paul Arden, Neil French, all three of whom now share space with the pantheon of Gods that occupy the religious segment of my mind, one wonders if they should at all be called ‘copywriters’. In my opinion they transcended to great writers the day they began writing ads like the public service campaign for the Bhopal Gas Tragedy or the Volkswagon campaign much before their literary accomplishments came about. <br /><br />Among other things, the energy here is unbelievable. It’s a different sort of energy. You have to join in the flow soon enough else you might be left standing on the banks looking despondently at the river rush by and I of all people can’t afford that.thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3068825438302121764.post-56700500286899792702010-05-23T21:32:00.000-07:002010-05-23T22:20:07.219-07:00ATM Pirates & MeditatorsNo, they may not always be stupid. I smell maleficence most of the time. <br />He hangs around the corner sneakily, waiting till you disembark from your vehicle and head towards the ATM. Just before you reach for the door handle he swoops in for the kill. About a millisecond before your hand touches the cold metal of the door handle he inserts his card inside the slot from underneath your armpit unlocking the door quickly, smiles a teethy one and slips in with vulpine ease through the ajared door and you’re left standing outside, wondering how someone could have pulled that off considering you were less than six inches away from the ATM door!<br /><br />I call them ATM pirates. Loserly lowlifes. Although they may not eye your wallet or make a go at your bag (although I am not entirely ruling out such a possibility by their kind) their conduct is no less repulsive. <br /><br />There is another category of ATM users that I abhor. The ‘meditator’, the ‘ATM procrastinator’ is what I like to call such individuals. These people stand before the machine and get lost in deep contemplation. Even though the screen flashes as simple a question as, ‘Would you like a receipt for your transaction?’ with an option of YES or NO, the object of my utter frustration will stand right there, index finger on chin, ruminating, contemplating the deeper implications of answering that question, like the existence of him, his family and possibly the whole of humanity depended on his answer. <br /><br />It’s completely justified to take a minute or two to decide how much money needs to be withdrawn or to recall the PIN code, but it’s utterly unacceptable to indulge in self-reflection and profound thought, especially when there are others waiting in a long queue outside.<br /><br />ATM meditator, if you’re reading this, make up your mind beforehand on how much money you would want to withdraw for starters, then recollect the PIN and decide whether you need the receipt before entering the ATM. Also, take all the cash out in bulk, then divide it and tuck it in any corner, fold or inbuilt pocket of your under pant that your heart desires (after giving due consideration to the fact that people are watching). DO NOT withdraw in installments and then take forever to decide where to hide them each time.<br /><br />You are an annoying pestilence, thats what you are!thusspakeronohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04495835030778465613noreply@blogger.com0